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  • guys:

    uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

  • guys:

    ew fat chicks

  • guys:

    why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying

  • guys:

    ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol

  • guys:

    why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it

  • guys:

    oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?

  • guys:

    haha girls suck at math/science/sports

  • guys:

    a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband

  • guys:

    why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it

  • guys:

    oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

  • Lesbian CONCLUSION:

    Be smarter, like us. Find yourself a girl, not a guy. Oh, and do not forget to cherish her every single day because a guy would never do that for you, and a girl would. Cheers, wandering-alice

dimmock-rp: the-doctors-assistant1: improbablenormality: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ximjustinlovex: sleeping-with-theveil: allyykatt:   I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see. I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them. I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life. I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner. My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch. I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around? I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them. I like to help out, so I must be a suck up. I’m black, so I must be ghetto. I’m black, so I must be stupid. I’m Mexican, so I must be low class. I’m bisexual, so I must get around. I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch. I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic. I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian. I cut myself so I must be emo. I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe. I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed. I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends I am gay, so i must be bullied I am trans, so I must be a freak. Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy. I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded. I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay. I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel. I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed. I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut. I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy. I really love him, so I must hold on. I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid. I really love him, so I must be taken for granted. I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt. I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid. I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo. I wear make up, so I must be a flirt. I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated. I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood. “Forever reblogg”. Wow this this is perfect wow I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore I’m overweight, so I must be fat I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner I like country music, so I must be a redneck I like pop music, so I must be a floozy I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot I’m Irish so I must be drunk I’m German so I must be hitler I love this. I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all I like Disney, so I must be a kid.  I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.  I live in the Midwest, so I must be stupid and ignorant. I am a girl, so I must spend all of my time thinking about sex. I’m young, so I must be incompetent. I am a teenager, so I must be irresponsible. I’m of a certain age group, so I must be exactly like my peers. I’m socially awkward, so I must be a freak. I don’t really talk, so I must be upset about something. I like to sit by myself, so I must be sad and lonely. I’m a Christian, so I must have a stick up my ass and shove my religion down everyone’s throats. I’m white, so I must be racist I like manga and am learning Japanese, so I must be a weaboo  I’m an artist, so I must be really eccentric I’m asexual, so I must have no interest in/appreciation for romance whatsoever I have acted out in the past, so I must be exactly the same now as I was then.
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dimmock-rp:

the-doctors-assistant1:

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

 

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid. 

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory. 

I live in the Midwest, so I must be stupid and ignorant.

I am a girl, so I must spend all of my time thinking about sex.

I’m young, so I must be incompetent.

I am a teenager, so I must be irresponsible.

I’m of a certain age group, so I must be exactly like my peers.

I’m socially awkward, so I must be a freak.

I don’t really talk, so I must be upset about something.

I like to sit by myself, so I must be sad and lonely.

I’m a Christian, so I must have a stick up my ass and shove my religion down everyone’s throats.

I’m white, so I must be racist

I like manga and am learning Japanese, so I must be a weaboo 

I’m an artist, so I must be really eccentric

I’m asexual, so I must have no interest in/appreciation for romance whatsoever

I have acted out in the past, so I must be exactly the same now as I was then.

toni-tan: taylorthelatteboy: Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board Holy fuck! I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools.  I want one
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toni-tan:

taylorthelatteboy:

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board

Holy fuck! I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

I want one

(Source: wikingvinning)

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